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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.24 00:28:00 -
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Merrill's Marauders is a small team of pvp veterans who like to kill stuff and have fun. We're top ranked on battleclinic! http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Merrill%27s+Marauders
Got a pesky wardec and need some help?
Want to ruin a special someone's day?
*Need POS defence?
Need your competitors to have their operations disrupted?
Want someone wardecced?
We're your team!
Eve mail me with a description of what you need done, a link to the targets, and a number that represents your offer of payment.
*POS defence only available in highsec |
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:44:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Cute... You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range. I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills. Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people are.
Did I ask for your input douchebag? Go troll somewhere else. |
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:56:00 -
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Buhhdust Princess wrote:200 kills since 09. Seems like good mercs to me...
Corp was briefly active in 09 and then kept as a placeholder. You'll notice that most of the 200 have taken place in the last few weeks. Also, the attitude, pretty cool when you don't know anything about who you're talking about. |
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Posted - 2014.04.24 13:58:00 -
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Clara Leone wrote:I did hire them to save my POS in High-Sec wich was reinforced and they did a great Job. And by the Way....fleet was very funny guys :) I defenetly would hire them again and again. For everybody else they will be a big help for sure. Fly always save guys. maybe i-¦ll need you again
Thanks Clara! It was a pleasure working with you. |
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Posted - 2014.04.25 00:28:00 -
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If you don't like our rating, don't hire us. Your input is unwelcome and unwanted.
You introduce yourself by being a total shithead and get mad when you're called a douche for it?
This is for you: % <---- world's smallest ASCII violin |
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Posted - 2014.04.25 03:47:00 -
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Clio Fenatti wrote:
specially from one of the most successful mercenary in EVE
You said it bro, not me, but I'll take it. |
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Posted - 2014.04.26 04:04:00 -
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Dewa Pedang wrote: Have you guys had any contracts since you made this post ?
Scroll up dumbass, there's a recommendation from a former client amidst the trolling bullshit. Yes we have had a few contracts, all of which have been successful by the way. Oh and who was talking **** about 200 kills the other day? Yeah we're at 300 now.
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Posted - 2014.04.26 04:05:00 -
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Tywin Hroar wrote:@OP Good job whoring on concord kills at jita, you're on the right path
Oh so first you talk **** about number of kills, then you talk **** about HOW we get kills. Anything else you wanna talk **** about? You're a goddamn scrub trolling the forums. Go back to mining. |
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Posted - 2014.04.26 08:37:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:I do apologize if my comment grabbed you in the face.
I welcome all new mercs and also point out some things that might sell themselves a bit better. Such as my suggestion to not state you are top ranked on BC.
You did not take that criticism well and instead of being polite you decided to have a go at me.
Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.
Here's the problem with your logic, we *ARE* top ranked on battleclinic. So, as a businessman, why would I not take advantage of that? Go to battleclinic and look up our corp. What does it say? "Top Ranked". It is an empirical truth that we are top ranked. So you can take your apology demand, and go **** yourself. We are always happy to have more targets, especially if they're free.
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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 17:54:00 -
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Khador Vess wrote:You are welcome, though I really wasn't correcting your grammar, merely the misquote. If you want me to go back and correct your grammar we can agree an isk fee.
Now, some might seek to disparage you for padding your killboard with Catalysts going GCC in burn jita. I however applaud you :golf clap: because otherwise you would look like a terrible bunch of bads and not just merely 'meh' and i'm all for self improvement.
Fly safe o/
What people can't paraphrase a common saying now? Did you understand what he said? Then his intent was communicated.
Is there anything else not to your satisfaction? I have a form for you:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y-6PiGxOaHY/Uk7NlFsxaRI/AAAAAAAAA18/N5nLE78MPo0/s1600/eve+ccp+butthurt+form.gif
Please fill out and submit to me with a 100,000,000,000 administration fee included. |
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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 18:40:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Well can't argue with that Logic.
I guess I should make a post for people to hire me because I am ranked 760 on BattleClinic. Even though a 1000 odd kills are missing.
Because you know.... I am *TOP RANKED*... just like 10 000 other entities.
Nothing is stopping you from doing so? If you want to, go ahead. You're sooooo l33t obviously. |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:03:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:
And i honestly don't understand why you're mad at the people actually offering you constructive criticism.
LOL. Constructive?
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Cute...
You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range.
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
How exactly is that constructive? That is someone introducing themselves like a total piece of ****, and then getting mad when they're called out.
Jack Lennox wrote: As for the "l33t pvp" comment, you clearly don't understand what you've gotten yourself into. You'll probably need to fill out your own butthurt form when you meet Kane.
What's *actually* hilarious however, is the threats. They may or may not be real threats, but you do realize that we actually enjoy pvp? More targets are just more targets. [sarcasm] I am very afraid of Kane's 1 man corp. Please, don't hurt us. [/sarcasm] |
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Posted - 2014.04.26 20:59:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:How exactly is that constructive? That is someone introducing themselves like a total piece of ****, and then getting mad when they're called out. fun fact; you're the only one in this thread that's mad.
I'm not mad, I have a potty mouth. Two different things. |
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Posted - 2014.04.26 22:12:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote: so nobody is mad, excellent.
Well some other people here are throwing around threats. That strikes me as something a mad person would do. He mad bro.
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Posted - 2014.04.26 22:35:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.
Is that not a threat? Looks like a threat to me.
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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 22:47:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:
depends on how you're defining a threat i guess. generally some one telling you that they're going to carry on with their day-to-day business wouldn't usually fall in to the definition of a "threat"
but if you feel threatened then i suppose it could be. although, if you feel threatened by some one going about their day-to-day business... i'd question the quality of the service you're providing.
Are you drunk? Did you even read what you wrote? |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 22:57:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
Enough already people.
I criticized They over reacted and insulted
And then suddenly it sparked a rather large and pointless debate. However since you decided to bring my mother into this as well. I have booted your entire corp from the locates channel.
I have not trolled you guys at all.
Your CEO should have noticed a moment ago.
He mad. |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:28:00 -
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Really? You got mad enough to ban us from the locates channel. I wonder if the other moderators will be happy with someone bringing their personal matters into their locate business?
You seem pretty mad bro. You mad? He mad.
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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:33:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Stoop Paz wrote:To those reasonable people out there: WE ARE FUN TO FLY WITH. yeah, calling potential clients dumbasses might be fun to you, but i doubt they feel the same way.
Lol. I'm so sad that I've insulted someone. Now we won't get hired by him! Oh no!
We have no shortage of clients. |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:42:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:
the very fact this thread exists contradicts that bluff.
I said we have no shortage of clients. Are more clients a bad thing? Why would I not try to get more clients?
You're clearly too stupid to continue with this thread. You're excused. You may go now.
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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:48:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:You guys have a great future ahead of you.
(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).
Now the goons hate us too! :D
You guys mad that we repped that freighter on you earlier? Sorry to deny you that kill.
By the way guys, thanks for keeping my ad on top of C&P for the last 2 days. |
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:56:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Stoop Paz wrote:this thread is just to help business. let me know how a thread insulting your potential customers works out for you. i have a feeling it'll only go one way, and i like people to tell me how right i am.
I'm sorry, who did I insult that was a potential customer? You keep repeating this, are you drunk? You should stop now. You're excused. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:01:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote: page 2. you called him a dumbass.
On what planet do you think that guy is a potential client? Read his post again.
Dumbass. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:04:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Dave Stark wrote: page 2. you called him a dumbass.
On what planet do you think that guy is a potential client? Read his post again. Dumbass. the bit where he asked you about the service you provide.
Read it again. That's not what he was asking *at all*.
Then go ahead and delete all your posts about how we insult our potential clients. Like I said, you're brain dead, and you can go now. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 01:10:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:You guys have a great future ahead of you.
(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).
How's that Aeon doing by the way? |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.27 01:12:00 -
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Chaotix Morwen wrote:You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.
Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.
I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.
1 billion, up front payment. |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.27 01:50:00 -
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Chaotix Morwen wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Chaotix Morwen wrote:You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.
Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.
I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at. 1 billion, up front payment. Thanks for not answering all of my questions...what timespan can i expect to get this done by? Additionally 1 billion isk upfront most likely will not be happening, this service isnt worth that much...and that much isk upfront with no gurantee kinda tells me id be wasting that much isk. Can you please flesh out payment details and address my concerns as a customer?
Don't make me laugh. You're obviously not serious, given your previous "participation" here. Show me some isk and we'll talk. Somehow I doubt you're willing to put your money where your mouth is. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:26:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:Stoop Paz wrote:im not mad. just gonna make you lose some ships. its all good bro. have fun. Oh damn gurl, think you can add me in as bad standing and uhhhh "make you lose some ships" too?
Damn I think I made you mad. 5 posts in a row! Winning! |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.27 02:28:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:
I don't think he does, you might need to explain it to him in simpler terms.
If the dude doesn't know how to highsec merc, I doubt he would understand nullsec lol
Check my employment history, I may or may not know a thing or two about nullsec. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:55:00 -
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Chaotix Morwen wrote:
I am very serious, your obviously not taking this very seriously by not addressing my concerns, nor by helping me come to an agreement. I am not willing to pay 1 billion isk upfront to a merc group that has little evidence of success, for all i know you will take the isk and not do the job.
I would be willing to pay the 50 mil wardec fee upfront, then pay 60 mil per POCO destroyed (30 mil upon reinforcement, 30 mil upon destruction). I feel this is a more acceptable deal, now about the timespan question you havent answered so far...
Go **** yourself with your bullshit "contract" and your lowball ******* pay.
1. If you actually wanted this contract done, why would you talk about the details in a public forum?
2. If we assume you're just an idiot (possible) for the point above, why would *I* take the contract after all the details had been discussed in a public forum?
3. Why would I take a lowball contract offer that isn't even worth undocking for?
4. Go **** yourself, since you're obviously not serious anyway.
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5. Why would I need a wardec for a lowsec POCO? |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:59:00 -
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Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:I like these guys, they've got spunk.
Mmm. Spunk.
And to people who are serious about their contracts, we're equally as tenacious with our pvp. The smack-talk is free. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 15:06:00 -
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And to all the people talking about how I treat my "customers", you're not my customer until I say you are. Up until that point, you're just another ******* with a problem and a number that you're willing to pay to solve that problem.
Until I decide that number is worth my time and effort, you're just another nobody. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 16:25:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:
Talking down to your customers as a means of asserting the value of your service would probably work better if you weren't an 8-man corp with no background that nobody has ever heard of. It's you who are just another nobody.
Alternatively: "**** you you're not my customer" is a great self-fulfilling statement but not much of a sales pitch.
On what planet is anyone taking part in this flame war a "customer"? Come on that's ridiculous and you know it. Now you're just trying to win an argument. You can go now. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:21:00 -
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Jack Lennox wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Voyager Arran wrote:
Talking down to your customers as a means of asserting the value of your service would probably work better if you weren't an 8-man corp with no background that nobody has ever heard of. It's you who are just another nobody.
Alternatively: "**** you you're not my customer" is a great self-fulfilling statement but not much of a sales pitch.
On what planet is anyone taking part in this flame war a "customer"? Come on that's ridiculous and you know it. Now you're just trying to win an argument. You can go now. I think you actually did have a dude trying to hire you before you verbally abused him. Even if he wasn't serious (which I'm pretty sure he was), other actual potential clients will see this thread, see your unprofessional manner and low intelligence and go, "Well, I'll just go hire a competent corp instead." You're basically just boning yourself here, I recommend disbanding corp and biomassing your toon. That being said, please don't do either one of those things, this is way too funny to just throw away
We're having a good laugh over here. It's *hilarious* to watch all you guys stroking Kane. Looking forward to the wardecs too :D |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:28:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 17:48:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
By the way Kane, you forgot to mention that your corp is ranked 22000 on battleclinic. That's paltry compared to my corps ranking of 7010. So? You are ranked 74 000. What s your point? That I am ranked better then your entire corp? My corp is a few days old compared to yours and it is already at 22 000. The BAW Alliance is sitting pretty just above 200. Cool huh...
They're ranked higher than us? What's your point? Of course there are corps and alliances ranked higher than us, just like our corp is ranked higher than yours. I was not the one who started this pissing contest about rankings. Go read your original post. I could care less what your personal all time score is, your toon has been way more active than mine. I have taken years off the game to get degrees, have careers etc. You clearly haven't, and that's fine by me, you like EvE a lot, and that's great.
I was simply trying to promote my corp using the existing mechanics on BC. If you feel like you can do better than we can, because of your super l33t ranking, then put up your own ad. But you didn't do that, you showed up here like a tool and took a **** on what we're trying to do. And that's fine, but don't get mad when we troll you back.
Considering you've actually wardecced us in game, I'd say that's sufficient evidence to say that you really are mad, bro. You mad.
It's just a game bro, don't get all butthurt. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:02:00 -
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Stoop Paz wrote:
actively watching for each post we make, sending private mails and wardecing us,
This is glorious how butthurt you guys clearly are. GLORIOUS I SAY.
Thanks for keeping us on top of C&P for day 3. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:16:00 -
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Karl Jerr wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote: Considering you've actually wardecced us in game, I'd say that's sufficient evidence to say that you really are mad, bro. You mad.
It's just a game bro, don't get all butthurt.
Considering that you and your corpmate insulted many people and even included mothers like some 12yo, don't be surprised that they're mad at you. This part isn't linked to the game, it's the same for any social network and out the internet you know; disrespect people and they will give you, logically, some **** in return.
Go back and look who started the disrespect. We didn't start this, but we're gonna finish it. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:17:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:the statistician in me wonders; is there a correlation between insulting everyone in your advertisement thread, and the amount of active wardecs that you have?
Free wars! :D |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:25:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
That hard when it was you that started the disrespect. I just pointed out that using BC's ranking system is not a good measurement of achievement.
You went completely mental as if I shattered a life long dream of finally becoming top ranked with a corp even when you yourself is at 74k.
Hmm, you seem to have a bit of a selective memory:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Cute...
You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range.
I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.
Being top ranked on BC is not an accomplishment or a accurate assessment of how good somebody or a group of people are.
That seems like a pretty disrespectful way to "point out that the ranking system is not a good measurement".
And if ranks are so unimportant, why would you go on and talk all big about your own ranking? What does our advertisement have to do with your ranking? Totally unrelated.
You got trolled back, and now you're mad, like very very very mad. And that, is *hilarious*.
And don't try to say you're not mad. You're mad. You know you're mad, we know you're mad. Just admit that you're mad. If you weren't mad you wouldn't have wardecced us and sent private eve mails to me.
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:32:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:And if ranks are so unimportant, why would you go on and talk all big about your own ranking? What does our advertisement have to do with your ranking? Totally unrelated. he spoke about his own ranking because it's higher than yours, and meaningless. that combination illustrates that your lower and equally irrelevant ranking is... well, irrelevant. are there any more basic concepts that you need to have explained to you?
My talking about my own ranking is not an invitation to conversation or trolling about the relevance of the ranking system. It is simply a statement of fact about what my ranking is. That statement does not imply that I have any opinion about the ranking system, other than the fact that I might see it as a promotional tool. What is irrelevant however, is Kain pissing on about his own ranking. Irrelevant, and hilarious.
Do you understand now? |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:35:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:
So I assume you will make all the wars mutual?...
Why would I put myself at a disadvantage in these wars? I wouldn't be much of a CEO if I didn't take advantage of the game mechanics offered to me. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:42:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote: i understand that you don't seem to understand how public forums work.
Its was an advertisement, not an invitation to discussion. Your input continues to be unwelcome and unwanted. We are simply responding to you continued attacks. You all could have stopped back on page one when I said your input was unwanted and unwelcome, but you elected to continue your attacks on us. As such we have responded, and will continue to respond, because it's hilarious.
A simple advertisement turns into a flame war, and a multi-corp/alliance war. I couldn't ask for better publicity. |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 18:44:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:
Soo you wanted free wars but now you got free wars you think that's a disadvantage?
Not at all what I said. Re-read that. Why would I put myself at a disadvantage? As it stands I can have allies join my wars, if I make the wars mutual, I cannot. Why would I not take advantage of those mechanics? |
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Posted - 2014.04.27 19:27:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:
Incidentally, who is Merrill?
Good question actually:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrill's_Marauders
History is a bit of a hobby of mine, especially military history. So a few years back when I made this corp I named it after a group of American commandos who fought in SE Asia. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders Creep Squad
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Posted - 2014.04.30 07:07:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:OP, to be compared to rswfire is a great honor. He is the only other EvE personality to successfully unite the majority of the merc / greifer community in an unrelenting quest to destroy him.
Enjoy your perpetual beatdown from BAW and Kane.
First in after unlock!
I am indeed honored to have so angered the mercs as to be wardecced by them all! I thought that Kane was just really pissed off and hired them, but it indeed looks like they've all joined Kane's little crusade! Hilarity. Beat down or no, we're not going anywhere (the war has really yet to begin however).
I'll leave you with a quote:
Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.
-Sun Tzu
Let the flaming begin!
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Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.30 15:47:00 -
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Purity by Fire wrote:
Sorry Its not really an assumption. I dont use battleclinic but evekill and zzkillboard indicate that this month your alliance have killed 91 and lost 98. Your isk ratio is you lost 20 bill and your alliance killed 8 bill. meaning a efficiency of 28%. In my mind thinking as a merc your alliance is getting stomped on. This is compared to pretty much a comparison of all the current merc corps out there.
I must admit though your kills had been slightly boosted by the fact that prob an awoxxer you let in blew up elle mentals proteus this month.
Go look at our corp killboard. We joined that alliance literally 12 hours ago, and we're gonna help them with that. Talk all the smack you want, time will prove us right.
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders Creep Squad
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Posted - 2014.04.30 16:58:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote: Not really.
I know Elle, she told me she did not know I was at war with you. Otherwise she would not have accepted you into the alliance.
The last time I was at war with creep corp they lost a lot. I doubt they want a repeat of that.
Been keeping tabs and it seems you guys tend to stay around the pashki/cist area all docked and cosy. Besides mia that seem to have gotten herself podded suspect repping.
Since I know you guys love Sun Tzu so much:
Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. |
Kandik Orwell
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:39:00 -
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Purity by Fire wrote:
Oh im sorry me attempting to smacktalk is not what im trying to do. Your corps kill board looks nice and I hope the 186 destroyers, 56 pods and 37 frigates you killed whilst burn jita was on will go towards lots of contracts for you.
Haha, that wasn't the intention, but it sure was fun. You guys have head the term before right? Fun? We're not slaves to our l33t killboards like some of the people here. We might even take a fight we have a chance of losing, unlike some of the folks here who like to stay docked up so as to not sully their KB. Go back to your PL/Goon alts guys. You're not fighting miners this time. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders Creep Squad
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Posted - 2014.04.30 21:14:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:Confirming Goons and PL carved their space empires from hapless nullsec mining cartels.
I thought goon was a nullsec mining cartel? |
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 03:24:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote: Sooo are you planning on actually killing anything?
First blood goes to us actually. Had some losses, but still isk positive.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22642481
More to come.
Loraine Gess wrote:
Yeah they kicked you.
Yeah, we dropped actually. Why would they kick us? |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 04:46:00 -
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Damon Messer wrote:why would you even bother to join in the first place if you were just going to drop 2 days in?
Eh, it was a bad call on my part. They were not nearly as active as I thought. We need numbers right now (for obvious reasons), so killboard and such wasn't important, as we can bring them on board with our doctrines. Expected to see another 5-6 core guys but the activity just wasn't there. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 15:04:00 -
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Loki106 wrote:I have never seen someone get himself burned soo hard...
Loki man, it's just that these bullies are used to people folding for them. This time it aint gonna happen. We don't really care what kind of numbers they bring. We'll adjust our tactics to the situation. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 16:34:00 -
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Solitary Pal wrote:Every locate I've had back on you has you docked in cist. When I have had eyes on you/your corp mates you've been in frigates (normally sighted whilst docking up).
Since the war has been active:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22642481 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22636742 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22636656 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22630140 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22629825 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22629825 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22629825 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22627234
Now it seems to me that these^ are not evidence of a corp that stays docked up. Have you ever been docked and afk? Correct, I am not at my keyboard 24/7. I leave eve running minimized as a matter of routine for a number of reasons.
Solitary Pal wrote: Talk is cheap, stop calling yourselves merc's when you can't even demonstrate the ability to protect yourselves let alone any potential "clients".
Our operations have continued unhindered actually. What does that say about your calling yourselves mercs? We'll bring the fight where and when we choose. We're outnumbered by like 10 to 1, do you really expect us to fight you head on? I know blobbing people is fun and all, but it really doesn't speak to your skill as a merc.
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 19:47:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote: after being told how badly it sucked; he must either be oblivious to the fact that it really does suck, or he's trying to be ironic.
Ahhh, I see. *You* say it sucks, and I should take your word as gospel. Right, ok. I get it now.
Let me make something clear, I do not care what you think sucks or does not suck, especially after the pride parade of self-important butthurt highsec-mercs that marched through here. If you haven't gotten that by now, nobody can help you.
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:10:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:
Your operations as a mercenary involve knocking off cheap cormorants in lowsec without any outgoing decs?
By cheap cormorants you mean HACs, Daredevils, and Hurricanes? |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 21:46:00 -
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Loraine Gess wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:Loraine Gess wrote:
Your operations as a mercenary involve knocking off cheap cormorants in lowsec without any outgoing decs?
By cheap cormorants you mean HACs, Daredevils, and Hurricanes? Whored, they decced you, and a T1 BC. That is what you have to show for a week of operations "as normal"?
Yes we whored on kills except that we were leading the fleet that killed him and there was nobody else present. But hey, you said it, we whored. OK.
You should probably stop talking before you embarass yourself.
And yes, killing **** is our normal day to day operation. But thanks for your input.
Edit:
We whored on a kill where my guys were all of the top damage dealers? I think you are actually slow. Did you have a stroke or something? |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:21:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
On a side note. Elle notified they were removed as requested from the alliance. I have a lot of respect for creep because they actually came after me when we were at war. They paid for that mistake but we get along well and I talk with them now again. Or they convo me for advice and info which I am always willing to provide and of course I accepted their surrender because I never had a beef with them.
We dropped that alliance, in all honesty. If it helps you save face, believe what you want, but we dropped from that alliance for a couple of pretty good reasons. Elle was more than aware of the war with you when he accepted us in (we had been talking in TS about the whole thing), so either you're being lied to, or you're lying. I suspect the earlier, but who knows.
And please, do feel free to join any wars we declare. We will be doing the same with you once we don't have like 500 war targets to deal with. I would look forward to seeing how you perform in a straight fight. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:30:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
On a side note. Elle notified they were removed as requested from the alliance. I have a lot of respect for creep because they actually came after me when we were at war. They paid for that mistake but we get along well and I talk with them now again. Or they convo me for advice and info which I am always willing to provide and of course I accepted their surrender because I never had a beef with them.
We dropped that alliance, in all honesty. If it helps you save face, believe what you want, but we dropped from that alliance for a couple of pretty good reasons. Elle was more than aware of the war with you when he accepted us in (we had been talking in TS about the whole thing), so either you're being lied to, or you're lying. I suspect the earlier, but who knows.
And please, do feel free to join any wars we declare. We will be doing the same with you once we don't have like 500 war targets to deal with. I would look forward to seeing how you perform in a straight fight.
Edit:
From my log file:
[ 2014.05.01 02:36:57 ] (question) If you leave your alliance you will still be at war with everyone the alliance is at war with. The wars will be copied over to your corporation and if the wars are not retracted yet they will be automatically retracted. Are you sure you want to leave?
Cannibal Kane wrote: Merril's members has been sending me daily mails about fun animal facts. Which is fine but I decided to block them since I honestly don't care that much about "Joey's".
I had also subscribed you to our "Daily Cute Animal Video" list, but you blocked :( |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:49:00 -
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Solitary Pal wrote:10 man merc corps. Expects never to have fight out numbered.
Who are you going to aggressivley wardec, ever?
Our alliance normally has 30 people to every 1 of ours dec'd at any given time, every merc outfit i know is the same.
Except the difference is that they're a smattering of carebears and indy corps. I'll admit that Break-A-Wish is a pretty nasty customer, now multiply by 5, and that's what we're up against (although the marmites are of questionable ability). Of course we're going to adapt our tactics to survive. We'd be dumb not to. What do you expect? That we take out a bunch of battleships and line them up for you?
We do normally fight outnumbered, but the odds here have forced us to adapt, and that's all there is to it. We're not gonna take dumb fights. |
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Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.01 22:55:00 -
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Solitary Pal wrote:Kandik Orwell wrote:We're not gonna take d¦¦u¦¦m¦¦b¦¦ any fights.
Well that's simply not true, so ok. What's your point? |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.02 01:25:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:Docking up in the face of adversity sure is a great way to prove your worth as a mercenary alliance!
I'm sorry, have you actually fought us? I don't recall fighting you. That makes me suspect you don't know what you're talking about.
Edit:
I do remember my corp pod killing 56 of your alliance mates however. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.02 01:53:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:
i didn't say it sucked, i said you were told it sucks. i know english is hard, but please try.
But you implied that I should have acknowledged that as gospel? Try not to think so hard, you're gonna hurt yourself. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.02 18:48:00 -
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Chlodwig888 wrote:Hilarious. Have never seen a thread, supposed to advertise which turned against the OP and the service advertised in that record span of time. Well, done OP, hats off, hell of a PR man.
Believe it or not, it's actually been great PR. Been getting lots of kudos from folks for standing up for ourselves in the face of overwhelming dickishness. Believe it or not, these guys are not very well liked (are you surprised?). The smack talk has been primarily coming from a single group of people who seem to think they are the bosses and final authority on everything in the game. |
Kandik Orwell
Merrill's Marauders
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Posted - 2014.05.02 19:52:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:How many of them then offered you money to leverage force against somebody?
Why do you care so much about how many clients I'm getting? I mean, we're just starting out. We've had a few big contracts. We're going to have more. And yes, we've had a few offers since you idiots started your petty crusade against us. Turns out that going around and sticking your nose up at people doesn't really make you guys very popular. |
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